police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!
me: not with that attitude
him and his biological dad look so much alike oh my god
FORGET HIS DAD OMG LOOK HOW BIG HIS BLOODY HANDS ARE WHAT THE ACTUAL FORK
how can he hold a water bottle and a can wtf his hands bro
shout out to the internet for making me seem funnier and better looking than i actually am in real life